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This x That:

• Proton beam successfully circles the LHC for first time in over a year.

• The Big Picture: Large Hadron Collider ready to restart.

• Gizmodo Presents: The hungry shopper’s definitive menu of black friday deals.

• Epic Flowchart: How to Buy a Television. (via.)

• Simpsons house, IRL.

• Lost Fan Poster #14: “Ben Linus” by Todd Slater.

• “Cholesteratu”: Cruel Nicknames for Overweight Vampires.

• Matt Logue: LA minus traffic.

• Tea x Time List: Top Ten Book Covers of the ’00s.

• Above: Self-stirring tea cup by Florian Dussopt and Julie Girard.

The Things We Do For Art of the Day: Artist Dominic Wilcox attached a metal On/Off switch to his head with wig tape and kept it there, day and night, for a month.

Wilcox says:

I remember after leaving the place where it was done I had to overtake some people on the path. I knew they would see it, so that was a big moment, then after that I relaxed a little. I went into a pub once and ordered a drink. It felt like the music and pool balls came to a stop for a second or so. Then started up again.

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CSI: RAAAAGE.

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Michael Leonard: “Mr Burns”

Dear god no.

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Doghouse.

SMBC.

Vanja Mrgan: “Bearded: The Series”

Vanja was sitting on the toilet (thanks for that, Vanja!) reading a Conan story, when it abruptly occurred to him: “Conan should have a beard!” He immediately (well, almost immediately) went to work, reimagining a number of his favorite pop-culture icons as grade-B beard-sporting badasses.

Check his site, aptly titled Beards and Bellies, for ongoing project updates.

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